Gore Demore's Deplorable Store
By Jay J. Kaylin
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2001 Jay J Kaylin
You can always get more
At Gore Demore’s Deplorable Store,
Like boxes of blood and guts and gore
With always fifty percent more.
You can buy teeth and bones and fingernails,
Matted ratted dirty old hair,
Soapy soup, moldy baloney, and slimey green macaroni,
Rancid rice, rabid rabbits, rotting rats,
And three blind dead mice;
And you’ll never find anything nice
At Gore Demores’s Deplorable Store
Just always fifty percent more
Of all the things that’ll make you scream,
And it is the perfect place to go
Shopping for Halloween.
Jay J Kaylin